Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The Bitch of all Bitches

I was 'bitched up' by someone lately,
and it inspired me to write this:

Types of Bitches
They vary in size and colors, but it's not hard to identify one as their presence are often impossible to go unnoticed.


  1. The two-face bitch
    They are usually nice, sweet, caring and overly friendly just to dig into details to bitch about and with others. They are good at pretending to care, but in fact, they are only using other's misery to their advantage. Not a rare species and attacks at one's most vulnerable times.

  2. The backstabbing bitch
    Quite similar to the pretending one. But backstabbing bitches are not only vicious but can also be very cunning at going around to stab your back and make people hate you for no apparent reason. Jealousy, envy or plain hatred, either one is enough to send this bitch to a backstabbing spree.

  3. The bitchy bitch
    They often pick their victims with no apparent reason. One could be a target of the bitchy bitch just because they are wearing the color the bitch hates or those shoes she couldn't afford. Bitchy bitches are real and upright. Some will respect them for being an upfront and honest bitch that they are, but some will end up crying for their mama. Love them, hate them, there's always a little bitchy bitch in all of us.

  4. The dumb bitch
    Bitch who bitches with others without using that piece of muscle on their head. Usually doing plain stupid things to annoy others but doesn't benefit them in any way either. Often makes one wonder why they do what they did to make themselves look bad.


Don't think i'm calling myself a saint now, I would say it at these people's faces if i have to. But that will only make me the bigger bitch, (which i probably am since some people are happily talking about me behind my back) But hey, how could i beat those who's so busy selling me down the river? Go figure...


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