Sunday, November 25, 2007

Life can be pretty unfair...

Yes, you heard me. I don't know if i'm abnormal one or are those VS models some kinda freaks! I've compiled some photos of these 'angels' during their fitting session and on the day of their legendary walk. Ohh... don't we all love the before's and after's. But please view at your own risks as these photos can send some people to serious self-pity or book for a boob job! Enjoy...

Karolina Kurkova
She rules the VS runway now (after Gisele's gone)

On the day of the fashion show, she gets to have the biggest ass angel wings! Her little mini has been shortened to lengthen her legs - some more.

Heidi Klum
VS veteran, i lost count of the babies she's popped from that *gulp* figure.

On the day of the fashion show they decided to replace her leopard/giraffe/moth-woman cape with this little wearable number. Good call!

Adriana Lima
(My fav VS girl) No makeup and looking fabulous.

On the day of the fashion show *nose bleed*

Selita Ebanks
Oh, i'm sure many guys are more than happy to help her with whatever that she's doing there.

On the day of the fashion show; for some reason, she's kinda pageantry for me. But she still rocks the runway... so whatever~

Envy + Drool + Sigh... your pick!
Victoria's Secret 2007 Fashion Show coming soon... *can't wait*

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Let's get some shoes!


On my previous birthday, my very dear friend Vince got me this super duper delicious cakes from this bakery shop at Aman Suria called Thyme Bakery. It's located opposite Keith Kee boutique (if you roughly know where that is...) I will be posting more info on that bakery soon as we will also be getting some mini Christmas cakes from them.

When Vince ordered the cakes, she asked the baker to draw a heel one of it. And because they don't get such 'request' every day, the baker nervously said "i will try my best" and Wallack! A sweet little pink heel at no extra charge!!! Not only are their cakes yummy but their services are great!

Anyways... the chocolate one in this picture is a chocolate mint (ultra delicious and not something you get everyday) while the lovely white one with a very good attempt of a shoe icing is... *i forgot* cause i was too heart broken of it being cut up and eaten by people... But the again, cakes are meant to be eaten, or are they not...

Check a load of these SERIOUS shoe yummies!!!

They look so good i wanna wear them!!!

No, they are not local in case you're wondering, they are from Chocolaterie Maya and costs USD 200 a piece! Hhhmm.. as much as i appreciate their fine craft; for that price, i think i will settle for something that's wearable and fab on my feet and not on my waist/hips... but i wouldn't mind this lil' cupcake though! Fabulous job Jenny!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The Bitch of all Bitches

I was 'bitched up' by someone lately,
and it inspired me to write this:

Types of Bitches
They vary in size and colors, but it's not hard to identify one as their presence are often impossible to go unnoticed.

  1. The two-face bitch
    They are usually nice, sweet, caring and overly friendly just to dig into details to bitch about and with others. They are good at pretending to care, but in fact, they are only using other's misery to their advantage. Not a rare species and attacks at one's most vulnerable times.

  2. The backstabbing bitch
    Quite similar to the pretending one. But backstabbing bitches are not only vicious but can also be very cunning at going around to stab your back and make people hate you for no apparent reason. Jealousy, envy or plain hatred, either one is enough to send this bitch to a backstabbing spree.

  3. The bitchy bitch
    They often pick their victims with no apparent reason. One could be a target of the bitchy bitch just because they are wearing the color the bitch hates or those shoes she couldn't afford. Bitchy bitches are real and upright. Some will respect them for being an upfront and honest bitch that they are, but some will end up crying for their mama. Love them, hate them, there's always a little bitchy bitch in all of us.

  4. The dumb bitch
    Bitch who bitches with others without using that piece of muscle on their head. Usually doing plain stupid things to annoy others but doesn't benefit them in any way either. Often makes one wonder why they do what they did to make themselves look bad.

Don't think i'm calling myself a saint now, I would say it at these people's faces if i have to. But that will only make me the bigger bitch, (which i probably am since some people are happily talking about me behind my back) But hey, how could i beat those who's so busy selling me down the river? Go figure...

Monday, November 19, 2007

Who's your daddy

With my dad, the family home hardly misses out any festive decor; the unique way.

Yes, that's my dad's creation; a 100% d.i.y tree (in this case; 'did it himself and grinning from ear to ear proud of it'!)
I was taking my daily stroll down the park this morning and i saw this branch by the road side and i thought; ooOOoo... i have an idea! So, i dragged the branch back hor and start thinking of a concept (yes, he said that).

I only took 1 hour to do it lah... but it took me 2 hours to think of how i should do it... must plan properly mah, otherwise cannot work hor then wasted the nice branch. I went to the store room and found your mahmee's packet of straws and i creatively made them into leaves... (mom not amused by her cut up straws) So nice and cheap! No need to buy tree lah... specially made somemore, so creative right? *grinning* Now you know where you get your creative genes from! (ok... i could see that coming) *squeezes me geramly* - dad's style.

Eh... take more pictures yah... and post on internet to show everybody! Hehe... see your daddy so 'crever'...
Yes, yes... i must say he's pretty darn creative *speechless*

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

These people should be running the country, not the money laundering joker

Thank you so much: Teoh expressing his gratitude to Capt Zaim and Asma. With them are Teoh’s wife Ivy Lee and their child Kai Xuan.

SHAH ALAM: Chef Teoh Kean Hong slaved over a hot stove in a Chinese restaurant in London and ate instant noodles on his days off to save RM10,350 – money to support his wife and three children back home in Subang Jaya.

Last Tuesday, he returned home for a short holiday.

He stuffed the £1,500 in an envelope and placed it in a pocket of his jacket. Little did he know that the enveloped had dropped from his jacket as he flung it over his arms before getting into a car at the KL International Airport to return home at about 8pm.

Teoh only realised the money was missing at 10pm while having dinner with his family.

He rushed back to the airport hoping to find his money. It was not there and he reported the loss to the police.

For the next few days, Teoh kept a brave front and took his family to Penang and Cameron Highlands.

On Sunday, while in Cameron Highlands, Teoh’s father called. Somebody had found the money and it was reported in The Star.

“I was so relieved. I am grateful there are still such honest people around,” said Teoh.

Yesterday, Teoh met the person – lecturer Asma Muda.

Asma, a lecturer at Technical Teachers' Training Institute, had stumbled upon the cash while loading her luggage into her husband’s car.

Asma, 42, and her husband, pilot Capt Zaim Khalid, decided the money must be returned to its rightful owner.

She sought The Star’s help to trace the owner.

Over some home-made cookies at Asma’s house in Bukit Jelutong here, Teoh thanked the couple profusely for handing the money back to him.

He insisted they accept an ang pow (red packet) as a token of his appreciation.

Since the news was published, Asma and her husband had received numerous calls and SMSes.

One SMS even said the couple was stupid, and should have just kept the money for themselves.

“We were prepared for all the remarks. Keeping the money was never an option. As a lecturer, my wife always tells her students the importance of honesty.

“As Muslims, we teach our five children never to keep what does not belong to us. In this case, the money is Teoh’s sweat and blood,” said Capt Zaim.

It's so nice to be able to read about good Samaritans in this country. It gives us a flicker of hope especially at difficult times that Malaysia is not always rude jerks and assholes. As i was walking back towards my apartment under the light drizzle just now, an elderly Caucasian couple who happened to walk past the electronic door saw me and was so kind to open the door and waited for me to come through (even though they weren't using the door). I couldn't stop smiling and thanking them for their consideration. It instantly taught me to do the same for others because it doesn't cost to be considerate and it makes this world a better place :)

Monday, November 12, 2007

Grouch, Grouse, Grumble

A daughter, a friend, a wife and myself.

Let's see... these are the roles i play daily. How well am i juggling them one might ask. Not the best, but i am still trying i will admit. Because i'm beyond pleasing other's and caring about what others have to say or think about me. In the end of the day i only have myself to answer to.

So i wished i was 2" taller too and got it all.
So i wished i am smarter.
So i may not be your ideal woman/daughter/friend.
So i have regrets.
So i feel i deserve better.
So i am unhappy.

So What?

I know for a fact that some people out there are wishing for more meaningful changes in their lives. And having this thought in mind, i learned to say;

I'm thankful that i'm well.
I'm thankful for the opportunities although i'm not the smartest.
I'm thankful for that smile i get from the people around me everyday.
I'm thankful that i realize my worth.

There are somethings i know i will never be able to change. Like how people choose to see or treat me. Undeniably, it hurts like hell. But everyone's entitle to their opinion and if they can't see through that, i guess all they see is big boobs and long dicks.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Because we are not Sheeps Mr PM

Sometimes this country i shamefully belong to can be overly contradicting. Especially when they can't decide where to draw the line with "freedom of speech & peaceful demonstration".

First, this kid got into trouble of almost being (sued/kicked-out/punished/threatened) by the government because he used renamed the national anthem to; i QUOTE: Negaraku-ku.

Hmmm... fruit for thought.

Why is the government all worked-up with the word 'kuku'. If it was to refer to another word, it would be nails in malay. We even have a beauty nail parlor called KUKU Bar at Bangsar. So what so offensive about it?

2. If Rhianna can sing Umbrella-ella-ella..., isn't it only logical that the 'ku' part was repeated to ku-ku when it comes to rapping or R&B-ing?

So anyways, the whole hoohah died down sooner than i expected after the rapper wannabe said "i'm sorry & watever" and I thought "Har? That's it? All's well after all the threat and proclamation of the countries defamation lawsuit? A but unlike our cari pasal government right?"

So, okay... benefit of the doubt, maybe we are after all a forgiving and not so shallow bunch. But then again, I'm often confused with the governments Gila stringent VS Contradicting decisions:

1. Proper Sex Education is taboo BUT you can see traditional malay sexual experience enhancement products, massages, supplements advertisements all over the public places.

2. No sexily clad outfit guideline for foreign artists BUT local Muslim artists can go braless, cleavage and skin parading all over the town.

3. Pork, Sex & Alcohol are all HARAM for muslim BUT they only closed down the pig farms. (i guess beef, lamb & sex goes better with wine).

And oh, the shoeaholic has registered to be legible for voting during next years election. I can no longer stand the state of this country, so i am doing something about it. Please don't just sit there like a ton of useless lard! It doesn't cost you anything to register yourself to vote. Go to the nearest post office and tell that fella that you want to DAFTAR UNDI. And do your research before you simply vote like sheeps!

Still am...

I was beginning to suspect that MAYBE, just maybe i've lost the love for shoes *blasphemy* and am finally content with my current collection of 30+ shoes (somebody still argues that i have more! i will count again soon!)

mean... how is it even possible for a woman to stop and not buy anymore shoes?! It's like telling a man to stop thinking about sex!

But it's been a month long and i seriously haven't been feeling that usual urges and unplanned shoe shopping trips. And when i tried, the styles and prices nauseates me! Yes, you can still have style the economical way, that's the wonderful fact about shopping @ Malaysia but shopping @ Bangkok is still heaven!

Anyway, after meeting some friends at 1U for brunch yesterday, i started feeling 'it' again. That same feeling when a child walks past the toy shop! I entered Vincci first, but their collection almost killed my excitement *damn potong steam* then i headed on the shop right next to them - Nose and wahhhh... i fell right away for this pair of black chunky strap heels!

Totally loved the details and it goes so well with my skinny jeans! *love it*love it* And already being in the in love mood, i had to get another pair just for color coordinates purpose.

So yeah, all in all, i am still a shoeaholic. Thank goodness for that... I'm looking forward to refresh my collections sometime soon once i rid some old ones off for space. And like the saying goes, a woman can never have enough of SHOES!

Friday, November 09, 2007

Painful 'Wisdom'

When one just doesn't have the space for all the 'wisdom'...
See the dentist!

Yes, i'm finally doing it. After so long, so much excuses, so much delay, so much pain. I was told that they have a slot for me tomorrow at 4pm! I am terrified of dentists. But i'm more terrified of loosing all my teeth and having bad breath due to slow icky tooth decay.

I guess this is the best time to do it, when one my subjects has finally completed its semester and when i can afford to take a few days off to recover from post surgery swelling effect.

*You will look like a pig after the surgery!* Muahahahaha!!! At least i know my sis did! Muahahahahaha!!! a 'supportive' friend said to me *farker*

Well, screw it! Not like i have a choice. I've put this on hold long enough and i can only imagine how the dentist will react to my self maintained dental hygiene *hopefully he doesn't faint*

I had enough of the discomfort and i am finally going to a dentist! But the visual of the indian dentist who's entire fist i almost swallowed when he was removing my molar was still freshly embedded in my memory. That was more than a decade ago but heck, i thought i was gonna die with a hand in my mouth that time! Talk about a traumatic experience!

*sigh* sooo scared.... maybe i should write a will now... *sigh*

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Oh Shoe Me already...

Top 10 Shoes for Spring/Summer 2007

Or... you can always check out Nose and Vincci for 'economical' alternatives. I swear you'll find the exact copycat version there! Happy shoe shopping ladies~

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Sorry for the lack of updates...

I've been busy...


fighting crime

Anyway, I just recovered from an awful cold and cough and i realised that i actually haven't been this ill for some time now since i cannot recall the last time my food tasted like cardboard when one has lost all sense of taste and smell. Yup, being sick is no fun especially when i am expected to churn out 3 module briefs within a day. I had no time to even whine about feeling ill.

But all's (almost) well now and my senses perked right back up in action yesterday when a loud roudy voice caught my attention, and as i turned to check out the source i just stood there gawking at that person's textured 'vest' and er... tights. I know vests and tights are making a comeback, but this is pretty ridiculous. Feels as though she's been sent here from the past through a time machine!

Wicked witch of the west perhaps?
Maybe she forgot to take off her Halloween costume.